answered:
1. “I’m gonna shower”
“Pfft, don’t I get an invite?”
2. “Fuck You”
“If you want, go ahead”
3. “Sorry I’m late, I had some things to do.”
“By ‘things’, she means me”
4. “Ugh, I hate you.”
“It’s not good so lie to yourself”
5. “Did it hurt? When you fell from heaven?”
“Did it hurt? When I kicked you in the shin” *kicks him/her in the shin*