veronicabunchwrites:

I don’t know if anyone can resist some good ol’ fashion fake dating, so here are 150 related prompts.

this list of prompts includes:

☆ 50 reasons why we must fake a relationship
☆ 50 reasons i’m only doing this because people need to believe this is real
☆ 50 moments of wait, are we still pretending? 

buckle up and please enjoy the ride!


reasons why we must fake a relationship

01.   I’m tired of my family whining about when I’m going to start dating someone (classic and must be included)
02.  my moving van was stolen so will you pretend to marry me so I can get the money and gifts to replace everything?
03.  my ex is an asshole and I really don’t want them to think I’m still in love
04.  I’m tired of my friends/family setting me up on horrible blind dates so I made up a relationship and now they want to meet this mystery person
05.  I need a green card (aka The Proposal AU)
06.  I want to let someone who keeps asking me out down easy, so I blurt that I’m in a relationship and things sort of got out of hand
07.  I answer an ad so we’re each other’s partners to our family gatherings
08.  someone assumed we’re dating but I didn’t realize that’s what they meant until it was too late and I had committed us to a couples’ retreat weekend
09.  in order to get that promotion, I have to show the Big Bosses that I’m a family person too but I don’t have a family so can I pretend to be part of yours?
10.  my ex just showed up with their new partner and I don’t want them to win this breakup
11.  I’m your assistant and you just informed me that your entire family thinks we’re dating and you don’t want to let them down
12.  it’s grandma’s dying wish to see you married so here I am
13.  I’m really competitive and drunk and I just told a rival that my relationship is way better than theirs, but they don’t believe you exist (but I’m too stubborn to admit they’re right)
14.  our friends set us up on a blind date as a prank because we don’t like each other but neither of us wants to let them win so
15.  people keep teasing us about being a couple so we come up with a plan to fake date and have a fake breakup so they’ll feel awkward and leave us alone

enjoy the rest of the prompts under the cut!

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ten dialogue prompts - 25

afterglow-prompts:

“Why must you attack me with your words.”
“Do you want me to use rocks?”

“On a scale from one to ten, you’re a nine and I’m the one you need.”
“No, what the fuck, I’m a ten.”

“Ok, first of all, fuck you.”
“And second of all?”
“No that was it.”

“You have a cute nose, don’t make me break it.”

“It’s been a long week.”
“It’s the middle of a Monday.”
“As I said, it’s been a long week.”

“Why am I better than everyone?”

“Figure it out, you’re supposed to be the genius of this group.”

“I was hoping for a battle of wits, but you appear unarmed.”

“Let’s just go screw shit up, we’re good at that.”

“Roll down your window right now, you stinky son of a bitch.”

#100 Dialogue Prompts- Angst Edition

a-cure-for-writers-block:

  1. “This will be the last time you lie to me.”
  2. “You know it’s not like that.”
  3. “How could you think this wouldn’t hurt me?”
  4. “You’re never going to be the same after this.”
  5. “I just think it’d be best if we never met.”
  6. “I can’t believe you would even think to leave me like this.”
  7. “You never loved me, did you?”
  8. “It didn’t have to be like this, but now you’ve ruined everything.”
  9. “I hope you’re happy.”
  10. “If you had have kept your mouth shut, then he’d still- he’d still be here!”
  11. “What did you want once this was all through? Tell me!”
  12. “Now I have to deal with the consequences of your actions. Thanks, it means a lot.”
  13. “You could’ve- could’ve stayed. You could’ve helped me fix things.”
  14. “I knew she’d never change, she was too stubborn, too similar to me.”
  15. “This isn’t going to be fixed. You’ve ruined this for good now.”
  16. “I hope I’m not put in the same part of hell as you.”
  17. “When did you think you could hurt me again? Today? Tomorrow?”
  18. “You’re back in my life and I want to die again.”
  19. “You only ever brought me pain and I’m sick of it.”
  20. “I hope you got what you wanted.”
  21. “You made me miserable and I still loved you.”
  22. “When you die, I’ll be the first to dance on your grave.”
  23. “Don’t underestimate me, I have more power than you can even comprehend.”
  24. “If only you knew what you’d brought upon yourself.”
  25. “We’re never going to have a happy ending, just remember that.”
  26. “Everytime something goes well, I momentarily forget how much I despise you.”
  27. “Don’t pretend like you’re not happy to see me like this.”
  28. “There is nothing worse than seeing you get what you want.”
  29. “Your mind must be a horrible place.”
  30. “You can cut me, bruise me and skin me alive, but you will not take her from me.”
  31. “How is it that we always end up in this predicament?”
  32. “I want to wipe that grin of your face with my sword, but my mother taught me to play nicely.”
  33. “Did anyone ever tell you how pathetic you are? It’s incredible how low my standards are for you.”
  34. “Ah, well if you want them back alive, I suggest you lay down your own life.”
  35. “Don’t be ‘smart’. The battlefield is no place for Math Scholars.”
  36. “You shouldn’t have come. You can’t be-”
  37. “Stop talking or tomorrow won’t come.”
  38. “Hand me the gun and I’ll kill him myself.”
  39. “I shouldn’t care for your life, but I’m starting to and it’s becoming an inconvenience.”
  40. “If you live to see her, please send my best regards and this box of her father’s ashes.”
  41. “It would’ve been nice to get to know you better, but I’m afraid I don’t care.”
  42. “I can’t help but think you’re a terrible person.”
  43. “Seeing your face has unconventionally made me want to die. I wasn’t quite prepared for this feeling.”
  44. “You could have loved me, I’m quite good at seducing, but you’re actually vile.”
  45. “I hope I see you in a bodybag sometime.”
  46. “Let’s pretend you didn’t cheat on me with my sister and be good people for a few minutes.”
  47. “We should probably stop talking forever.”
  48. “If I hated you anymore, I think I’d probably be crowned as satan’s right-hand man.”
  49. “To say I ‘tolerate you’ is a vast overstatement.”
  50. “You broke her heart and came back for more, you bastard.”
  51. “This isn’t fifth grade, this is a courtroom, you whore.”
  52. “I think you’d be the perfect match for my ex-husband. He loved to sleep with multiple people.”
  53. “I’m not coming home, don’t look for me.”
  54. “Time was always a measurement of this relationship and we finally ran out.”
  55. “Please don’t look at me with such hatred.”
  56. “I could’ve died and you couldn’t have cared less.”
  57. “Just get out. I- I don’t want you hear, just leave.”
  58. “You’re not the same person I married, don’t tell me I’m wrong.”
  59. “I wish you wouldn’t beg for forgiveness, it has the opposite effect of what you want.”
  60. “Don’t hate me for this. You would’ve done the same.”
  61. “This could’ve been the end and you were ready to let me go.”
  62. “You should’ve left me, you could never deserve the person I’ve become.”
  63. “Hate me all you want. I know I’m right.”
  64. “Today you broke my arm, I hope tomorrow it’s not my heart.”
  65. “Nothing can justify this, you’ve ruined him.”
  66. “You live with so much guilt, I hope it drives you mad one of these days.”
  67. “My life was ruined because of one mistake. You were that mistake.”
  68. “You are everything I hate, don’t ever come back.”
  69. “Evil doesn’t come close.”
  70. “Your wrongdoings are becoming your pastimes.”
  71. “I wish you had of just done it for the thrill of it, but now you’re in deep shit.”
  72. “Next time, I won’t be here to salvage your wreckage. This is the last time.”
  73. “You should have ruined me when you had the chance.”
  74. “No one will keep your name alive. Once you’re gone, everything you once stood for disappears too.”
  75. “Don’t pretend you haven’t thought about your life without me.”
  76. “This is always how it ends.”
  77. “Break my heart once more, I dare you.”
  78. “Forget how you loved me once, I mean nothing now.”
  79. “This isn’t Romeo and Juliet, this is real life and I can go on without you.”
  80. “You don’t own me, I don’t belong to you.”
  81. “I should’ve died. That would’ve made you happy.”
  82. “Are we going to carry on like this or are you going to give him back to me.”
  83. “She drowned and he lost his mind.”
  84. “We shouldn’t. You’re married and I’m pregnant.”
  85. “You’ve never been loved, I can tell.”
  86. “Who told you I needed fixing and what made you believe them?”
  87. “You’re almost as far-gone as I am.”
  88. “Maybe it’s best that we don’t go home.”
  89. “Roaming the streets was never safe for her. What makes you think it’s different for you?”
  90. “I think you’re going to ruin me. Am I right?”
  91. “Do you remember our last feud? I wouldn’t want someone to lose their life again, would you?”
  92. “Kiss me quick and leave them be.”
  93. “I hate seeing you so sad. It’s just so dramatic how humans show emotions and being sad is such a boring one.”
  94. “Will you ever forget my number? No? Ah, because you still love me.”
  95. “After the funeral, let’s surrender.”
  96. “What made you think I cared for you?”
  97. “It’ll be fun explaining this to your sister. I hope she likes horror stories.”
  98. “Don’t act as if we’re friends. I know how much you want to slit my throat.”
  99. “Let’s not get angry. Let’s calmly and sensibly take this outside so I can ruin your face.”
  100. “Please ruin yourself for me and I’ll watch in adoration as I fall apart as well.”

// GuYs, i haVE ofFiciaLly hAd toO muCh coFfeE. I never thought this day would come (or night/morning. It’s 2 am lmao), but here we are. I want to sleep, how are you my darlings? xox //

64 Sensory Prompts

heir-to-the-diamond-throne:

  1. Watching a meteor shower
  2. Digging your fingers into fresh dirt
  3. Snow being shoved down the back of your coat
  4. Napping in sunshine
  5. Trying to walk on ice
  6. Walking through the woods
  7. Raindrops on eyelashes
  8. The way cold glass fogs when you press your hand against it
  9. A perfectly brewed cup of tea
  10. The taste of Vodka at the back of your throat
  11. Blood at the corner of your mouth
  12. Cloying sweetness on the back of your tongue
  13. The first glass of fresh water
  14. Stale breath when you wake up
  15. The taste of salt on the tip of your tongue
  16. The taste of almonds
  17. Your bed after travelling
  18. Red wine stained lips
  19. Satin in candlelight
  20. Reflections in glass
  21. Thigh-high stockings and garter belts
  22. Neon lights at 1.30am
  23. Darting shadows in the corner of your eye
  24. Dust floating in golden sunlight
  25. The smell of ozone during a storm
  26. The smell of Cologne/Perfume on warm skin
  27. The musty smell of an abandoned home
  28. The bitter tang of acetone
  29. The smell of burning wood
  30. The smell of freshly baked bread
  31. The cold, sharp smell of the first frost
  32. The smell of blood
  33. The feel of fingertips trailing over a bare shoulder blade
  34. The feel of fingers brushing together by accident
  35. Blowing a raspberry against someone’s skin
  36. Being so close that you can feel your lips brush when you whisper 
  37. The tender ache when you press against bruises
  38. A person’s weight as they lie on top of you
  39. Stepping in something squishy
  40. Gritty eyes when you stare into fire too long
  41. A door closing
  42. A ticking wristwatch
  43. Your favourite song on repeat for the hundredth time
  44. Distant traffic
  45. The creak of leather
  46. The waver in a person’s voice when they’re stressed
  47. Singing badly as loud as you can
  48. A quiet sigh as they turn away
  49. Trying to pull on clothes with damp skin
  50. The empty space that can’t be breached between you in bed
  51. The jittery, sick feeling when you can’t do anything
  52. Exhausted numbness after crying
  53. The relief of fatalistic recklessness
  54. The moment when reality starts to make sense again
  55. Finding old photographs you’d forgotten about
  56. Someone accepting the bad parts of you without judging
  57. Brown iodine stains on skin
  58. Rust red dirt
  59. Orange sunsets
  60. Yellow halogen lights
  61. Green wine bottles
  62. Fingertips smudged in blue ink
  63. Indigo skies just before dawn
  64. Violet bruised eyes

Feel free to use in writing and art - I’ll be tracking the tag ‘sensory prompts’ if you want to share :)

nearly 200 writing prompts // feel free to reblog

rfaimagining:

Angst:

1: “ Give me a chance. ”
2: “ Not you again.. ”
3: “ Leave me alone. ”
4: “ I don’t love you anymore. ”
5: “ Why do you hate me? ”
6: “ I lost the baby. ”
7: “ I thought you loved me. ”
8: “ I don’t need you anymore. ”
9:“ I can’t believe you! ”
10: “ We cant keep this up forever. ”
11: “ You’re a monster. ”
12: “ I hate you. ”
13: “ Don’t leave me… ”
14: “ You’re a disappointment. ”
15: “ Don’t die on me– Please. ”
16: “ I never meant to hurt you. ”
17: “ Are you upset with me? ”
18: “ I wish i’d never met you. ”
19: “ I’m going to kill you! ”
20: “ Please don’t hurt me like this. ”
21: “ Thanks for nothing. ”
22: “ Dont call this number again. “
23: “ Why did you spare me? ”
24: “ You need to leave. ”
25: “ I’m sick. ”
26: “ I’m dying. ”
27: “ I wish i’d never met you. ”
28: “ I thought we were family!”
29: “ There was never an us. ”
30: “ So that’s it? It’s over? ”
31: “ I fucked up. ”
32: “ I came to say goodbye. ”
33:“ He’s dead because of you. ”
34: “ I don’t deserve to be loved. ”
35: “ About the baby… Its yours. ”


Love:

36: “ I’m so in love with you. ”
37: “ Dance with me! ”
38: “ Isn’t this amazing? ”
39: “ I wish we could stay like this forever. ”
40: “ Will you marry me? ”
41: “ I’m pregnant. ”
42: “ I need a hug. ”
43: “ You’re special to me. ”
44: “ I’m going to keep you safe. ”
45: “ Do you trust me? ”
46: “ Can I kiss you right now? ”
47: “ You’re cute when you’re angry. ”
48: “ I’ve liked you for awhile now. ”
49: “ Lets have a baby. ”
50: “ We’d make such a cute couple. ”
51: “ I want to take care of you. ”
52: “ Can we cuddle? ”
53: “ It’s lonely here without you. ”
54: “ I can’t stand the thought of loosing you. ”
55: “ Shut up and kiss me already. ”
56: “ Are you flirting with me? ”
57: “ Is that my shirt? ”
58: “ How did we get here? ”
59: “ You own my heart. ”
60: “ You’d be a great dad. ”
61: “ You’d be a great mom. ”
62: “ I want to protect you. ”
63: “ Whats the matter? ”
64: “ You’re so beautiful. ”
65: “ Did you do something different with your hair? ”
66: “ Is that a new perfume? ”
67: “ Stop being so cute. ”
68: “ You’re making me blush! ”
69: “ You’re teasing me again… ”
70: “ This is why I fell in love with you. ”
71: “ You’re the best! ”
72: “ They’re going to love you, don’t worry! ”
73: “ Oh, Are you ticklish? ”
74: “ Of course I remembered! ”
75: “ You’re one hell of a girl. ”
76: “ You’re one hell of a guy. ”
77: “ Are you jealous? ”
78: “ Hold me and never let me go. ”
79: “ Stop hogging all the blankets! ”
80: “ Lets run away together. ”


General:

90: “ Catch me if you can! ”
91: “ I’m fine. ”
92: “ Are you drunk? ”
93: “ Are you high? ”
94: “ We cant go in there… ”
95: “ Give it back! ”
96: “ Well this is just great. ”
97: “ Don’t touch me. ”
98: “ Not sure if you could tell, but I’m not exactly a people person. ”
99: “ This was fun— Lets do it again sometime!”
100: “ I didn’t do it! ”
101: “ I did it… ”
102: “ I don’t remember that! ”
103: “ Well that’s pretty rude of you to say. ”
104: “ Get that thing away from me! ”
105: “ You owe me. ”
106: “ Do you believe in aliens? ”
107: “ Do you believe in ghosts? ”
108: “ Are you hitting on me? ”
109: “ Why are you naked? ”
110: “ You did what?! ”
111: “ You have… Superpowers? ”
112: “ Why are you bleeding? ”
113: “ Where did all these puppies come from?”
114: “ Don’t make me come over there myself! ”
115: “ That wasn’t funny. ”
116: “ This tastes horrible. ”
117: “ This is delicious! ”
118: “ Are you mad at me? ”
119: “ Stop ignoring me… ”
120: “ I love that show too! ”
121: “ Can I borrow that book of yours?”
122: “ Lets blow this joint. ”
123: “ Let me help you with that. ”
124: “ Take that back! ”
125: “ Wanna go see a movie with me? ”
126: “ No way, that’s so lame. ”
127: “ What are you listening to? ”
128: “ I brought you your coffee. ”
129: “ Don’t fuck this up. ”
130: “ Run! ”
131: “ Lets run away together. ”
132: “ I haven’t slept in four days… ”
133: “ Your turn to do the dishes. ”
134: “ Was I really that drunk? ”
135: “ Was I really that stoned? ”
136: “Give me back my phone! ”
137: “ You’re an asshole. ”
138: “ Are you cold? ”
139: “ This place gives me the creeps. ”
140: “ I swear my house is haunted. ”
141: “ Did you hear that? ”
142: “ It’s just your imagination. ”
143: “ Just how stupid do you think I am? ”
144: “ Stop being such a baby. ”
145: “ Go back to bed. ”
146: “ Are you okay? ”
147: “ I can take care of myself just fine.”
148: “ Thanks for helping me back there. ”
149: “ Since when have we ever been friends? ”
150: “ What on earth are you wearing? ”
151: “ I can’t feel my legs! ”
152: “ Stop texting me weird stuff so late at night. ”
153: “ Put me down! ”
154: “ There’s only one bed… ”
155: “ It isn’t what it looks like! Okay.. Maybe it is… ”
156: “ How did I loose it? ”
157: “ I read your diary. ”
158: “ This is awkward. ”
159: “ Didn’t you read the sign? ”
160: “ Do you think you can teach me that? ”


Below is NSFW prompts.
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Sexual:

161: “ Bite me. ”
162: “ Make me. ”
163: “ Fuck me. ”
164: “ Stop teasing me so much… ”
165: “ Do you like it when I touch you like that?”
166: “ Okay.. This is new. ”
167: “ Want to head back to my place and have a little fun? ”
168: “ You’re in trouble now. ”
169: “ What a pretty sight. ”
170: “ Bend over. ”
171: “ On your knees. ”
172: “ The food looks great but.. There’s something much more delicious i’d like to eat right now. ”
173: “ Lay back. ”
174: “ Take off your clothes. ”
175: “ Well, fine; just this once. ”
176: “ I’m waiting. ”
177: “ You’re so beautiful. ”
178:“ As you wish. ”
179: “ First one to make a noise looses.”
180: “ You have no idea what you do to me. ”
181: “ If you’re bored; Wanna have sex? ”
182: “ Ive wanted this for so long. ”
183: “ Car sex looks so much more easier in the movies. ”
184: “ Can I touch you? ”
185: “ Open up. ”
186: “ No strings attached. ”
187: “ Already? Do I really have that much of an effect on you? ”
188: “ Mine. ”
189: “ The nights still young. ”
190: “ We cant do that here! ”
191: “ Behave. ”
192:“ What did you just say? ”
193: “ Good girl. ”
194: “ Good boy. ”
195: “ Come here. ”

School AU Prompts (part 2)

the-witch-daddy:

• “dude… is that a hamster in your pocket?” au

• “you moved away when we were in elementary school and moved back when we’re in high school and dear lord have the years been kind to you” au

• “you play the tuba and for some fucking reason you have to play a little dopey tune whenever I walk in the band room” au

• “so YOU’RE the kid who naruto runs through the halls!” au

• “you rick rolled everyone at prom and I’ve had a crush on you ever since” au

• “we won’t stop talking in class so one day the teacher makes an animated slideshow of us holding hands in an attempt to shame us no homo” au

• “I know you are so athletically challenged that it’s pathetic but I’m gonna keep picking you for my team in gym class because you’re cute” au

• “listen I don’t care that you’re being ‘sO RåNdoM!¡’ by riding a bike through the halls and I don’t care how they let you inside with it but it’s nine in the morning I’m late for class I’m tired and I need you to get out of the fucking hallway” au

• “… who’s the kid in the morph suit?” au

• “you know a lot about recreational drugs for a freshman” au

• “I’m considering getting into trouble myself just to see how they handle your dumb ass in the principal’s office” au

• “you called me a furry so I have to defend my honor and challenge you to a Pokemon card battle” au

• “I called you a furry and you challenged me to a Pokemon card battle are you serious? you know you’re not helping yourself look better in any way right?” au

• “I told you you were wearing too much makeup so you immediately wipe off your lipstick with your hand and smear it on my shirt… I’d like to make a formal apology” au

• “same backpack?? same backpack!!!” au

• “we’re wearing the same shirt, heh one of us is gonna have to change… you’re right that joke is old… yes I’m sorry… okay I’ll think twice before talking to you again… yes I know my place now” au

• “you’re a senior for crying out loud, stop writing ‘suck on dis dick’ on my window when we ride the bus” au

AU PROMPTS (university) cont.

thesadlookonyourface:

you and i came from the same high school but i haven’t seen you on campus at all except for yesterday… when i waved hi and you didn’t wave hi back AU

“i would rather die than take this exam.” “same.” AU

you’re looking for people to be club officials with you. i think you’re cute and say yes AU

we’re part of a study group but everyone bailed so i guess it’s just the two of us AU

i can hear you when you sing in the shower… i can also hear when you, well, you know, in the shower AU

“there’s a harry potter marathon on.” “why would you tell me that when i’m studying for a midterm?!” AU

the only class i hate is the only class i’m doing beyond well in. you’re the t.a. for this class AU

“you need to shower/eat/sleep (take care of yourself).” “after studying.” “no. now.” AU

i’ve never ridden the buses here and you offer to teach me the systems AU 

+ bonus if at the end of the day person a rests their head on b’s shoulder

you’re waiting in my dorm room for my roommate to come back from class and you end up helping me on my lab work AU

this is the third time i’ve been locked outside of my dorm bc i left my student card inside. this is also the third time you’ve had to let me in AU

i’m sick with a cold and so i ask you to take notes for me in a lecture. you do more than just that AU

you’re my crush and you came over to my dorm with your friend. in the middle of the visit, i realize you’re flirting with me. at the end of the visit, i realize you were only flirting with me to make your crush jealous AU 

i’ve never gotten high/drunk before and you decide you’ll let me get high/drunk with you AU

my roommate and i aren’t getting along. now i need a new dorm and fast. “can i move into your dorm?” AU

“we can’t go back to my dorm… i have a top bunk.” “wait, i have a top bunk too.” “how the hell are we going to sleep with each other then?” AU 

CHORUS/THEATRE AU Prompts (based on my experiences)

the-witch-daddy:

• “We grab the same music folder, we look at each other and you sing ‘a heeaarrtt fuuulll of looove’ and I immediately walk away, taking the folder” au

• “I am very small, so you must hold me up while I work the strobe lights, you’re right, it would be easier if you just did it” au

• “Somehow we both said the ’M’ word and our theater teacher made us leave and we’re waiting to be cleansed before we can come back inside” au

• “Our teacher unknowingly hit the first note to ‘Welcome to the Black Parade’ on piano and we both made noises of distress, clutching our hearts, and wow let’s be friends and cry together” au

• “I tripped backstage during oPENING NIGHT AND MADE A HUGE NOISE OH GOD I’M SO EMBARRASSED BUT YOU ONLY CARE IF I’M OKAY BLESS YOUR SOUL” au

• “We work on opposite ends of the stage, but can still see each other, so when there’s a musical number going on, we dab and whip to whatever song they’re singing and have a little dance competition going on” au

• (in relation to the one above) “We got caught doing this during a show and now we have to sit through a lecture on why it’s ‘wrong’ and 'unprofessional’” au

• “There’s a dance number you never learned the second half of, so whenever you skip off stage I’m the one reprimanding you aND THIS IS A SHOW YOU CAN’T DO THAT” au

• “You’re new to stage crew and its opening night and you’re talking too loud, dude, the audience can hear you, dude- DUDE, I have no choice and headbutt you” au

• “I’m very easily frightened, so when I have to stand next to you, the most extroverted person in existence while we sing Jabberwocky, I’m dreading the day of our concert because I know you’re gonna scream at the top of your lungs I JUST KNOW IT” au

• “A set piece broke and I start muttering curses in French out of frustration, but I didn’t know it was your fault that it broke and now you’re scared of me” au

• “I find you crying after our last show and… there, there, it’ll be okay, no I don’t mind you crying on my shoulder, no this is fine, yes I’m sure” au

Anonymous: Flirty dialogue prompts please! :)

katie-girl-2:

1. “I’m gonna shower”
“Pfft, don’t I get an invite?”

2. “Fuck You”
“If you want, go ahead”

3. “Sorry I’m late, I had some things to do.”
“By ‘things’, she means me”

4. “Ugh, I hate you.”
“It’s not good so lie to yourself”

5. “Did it hurt? When you fell from heaven?”
“Did it hurt? When I kicked you in the shin” *kicks him/her in the shin*

Soulmate AUs

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All these AUs were created by multiple different people on Tumblr, some of them you can find as a Tumblr post screenshot on Pinterest. Just recapping the many types of Soulmate AUs out there! Feel free to use any of them!

Sidenote: How I title these AUs are gonna suck. You have been warned.


Timer Soulmate AU! Where there’s a timer on your wrists that counts down to when you meet your soulmate.

First Words Soulmate AU! Where you know the very first words your soulmate will ever say to you or what you’ll first hear them say when you meet.
Alternative: Same thing but you know the words once you turn 18.

Last Words AU! Where you know the last words your soulmate will ever say to you. You don’t know you met them till you lose them.

Age Soulmate AU! Where you stop aging at 18 till you meet your soulmate.

First Touch Soulmate AU! Where there’s a black stain where you and your soulmate should make first contact. Like someone has a black stain over their knuckles. That means they’re going to punch their soulmate (probably at least) upon first meeting and contact.

Writing Soulmate AU! When you write on your skin the same mark appears on the same place as your soulmates. Such as if you doodle on your skin your soulmates gets those doodles on their skin.

Your Name Soulmate AU! Where you have your soulmates name on your wrist. First or last name (up to you).
Alternative: Name appears once you’re 18.
Alternative: It’s your enemies name on your wrist.
Alternative: Both your soulmates name and enemies name, you don’t know which is which.

Other Half Soulmate AU! At birth you are given a necklace that is the missing half of your soulmate’s necklace.

Colour Blind Soulmate AU! Where you’re completely colour blind till you meet your soulmate
Optional: Things go back to black and white when they die.
Optional: Except of when you meet your soulmate its when you and your soulmate first touch.

Sharing Pain Soulmate AU! Where bruises, cuts, blisters, and such appear on your skin if your soulmate gets them and visa versa. Like if you get a paper cut your soulmate gets the same cut.
Optional: You don’t feel the pain of it. Or you do feel the pain of it and can help treat the wound so your soulmate is okay.

Hues Of Hair Soulmate AU! Where you have a strip of your soulmates hair colour on your wrist and when they dye their hair it changes.

Colour Of Your Eye Soulmate AU! Where you only see in the colour of your soulmates eyes, you can’t see other colours till you meet them. Like if your soulmate has blue eyes you can only see blue till you meet them.
Alternatively: You can’t see the colour of your soulmates eyes. Not until you lock eyes with them and see a whole new colour in them.

Light Of The Heart Soulmate AU! Where the center of your chest glows when you and your soulmate meet.
Ex: That one comic that has the nerd in the jock that’s connected to the original post. Find it on pinterest if not on tumblr.

Fear In My Soul Soulmate AU! Where you feel when your soulmate is about to die and can help prevent it. Like you feel a pain in your soul when they’re in trouble.

Heterochromia Soulmate AU! Where you have one eye that’s your your eye colour and the other has your soulmates eye colour. When you meet and make eye contact, your eyes switch back to their original owner.

Mark We Share Soulmate AU! Where you and your soulmate have identical marks that match each other. Like you have the mark of a cat curled up in a ball, your soulmate has the exact same cat.
Optional: When you and your soulmate make physical contact, the mark moves to meet each other. For example your soulmate touches your hand, both of your cats rush up to meet each other. (This one came from @gallopingmonroe-blog)

Red Thread Of Fate AU! You know the legend of the red thread of fate? That’s this AU. A red thread of string on your pinkey finger that connects you to your soulmate. The thread cannot be broken but it will stretch and tangle.

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